weenis

weenis
1. (weenis) (10186↑, 3034↓)
Its actually the skin on your elbow.

Ow, I hit my weenis on the refrigerator.

2. (Weenis) (374↑, 89↓)
An excuse for 12-17 year old guys to say a word that sounds like penis but isn't penis. Most claim that the weenis is the flap of skin under your elbow, but we all know that a. The skin is the Olecranal skin b. You are just obsessed with saying penis if you say weenis constantly

Bill: "Dude my Weenis is dirty and scratched man" Gary: "You just want to say penis don't you" Bill: "Nu uh. Weenis is a medical term\!" Gary: (pulls out medical dictionary to find nothing on weenis) Gary: "GTFO"

3. (weenis) (312↑, 69↓)
A portmanteau of 'wimp' and 'penis'. an alternative to 'wuss' (a portmanteau of 'wimp' and 'pussy') because there is nothing wimpy about an orifice you can push a baby out of.

"I can't come in to work today. My new tattoo hurts too much\!" "Steve\! Don't be such a weenis\!"

Author: Elektrifikatzia http://weenis.urbanup.com/4970679
4. (weenis) (342↑, 150↓)
Lot's of opinions that it's the skin on your elbow--when I was a kid 30 years ago, however, it quite clearly was used as a combo-word in between "Wussy and Penis." So if you weren't quite a Wussy (Weiner/Pussy), and you were kind of acting like a dick, you were a Weenis/Weenus.

"Dude, stop being such a Weenis\! You talked us into climbing up here, so you get to jump first."

5. (weenis) (182↑, 118↓)
a combination of weiner and penis, it's someone who is not not quite being a dick but acting a little more lame than being a weiner.

Nadine is being such a weenis today, which is no surprise cause she is the original weenis\!

Author: godfather2069 http://weenis.urbanup.com/4201167
6. (weenis) (177↑, 114↓)
An unusually small penis.

I know it's a boy because I saw his weenis during the sonogram.

7. (weenis) (141↑, 79↓)
my definition is a weenie/penis...you aren't quite grown but u aint a young kid. its like the premature age

you dont have a big penis...you jus a lil kid..you have a weenis\!

8. (weenis) (103↑, 48↓)
well the weenis is something that you hook up to a boat and pile a whole bunch of people on and go its probably the funnest thing in the world...it kind of looks like a giant hot dog

-i get the tip of the weenis\! -lets play some weenis survivor\!\!\!

9. (Weenis) (108↑, 57↓)
frank and mags word

we are weens

Author: weenis numero uno http://weenis.urbanup.com/228471
10. (weenis) (126↑, 78↓)
Weenis (short for slippy weenis) is the last dildosaur. His homepage can be found at www.slippyweenis.com - His hobbies are: running, smiling and [secks].

Mmmkay secks on ur weenis\!\!1

11. (weenis) (109↑, 59↓)
The band, consisting of two lead vocalists, one trianglest, one ukeleleist, and one drummer.

Wow, Weenis sure makes swell music\!

12. (weenis) (103↑, 54↓)
the skin between your fingers

ouch i got a papercut on my weenis\!\!\!

13. (weenis) (99↑, 51↓)
the skin between your thumb and forefinger

ack\! you bit my weenis\!\!\! or. i have a weenis.

14. (Weenis) (139↑, 92↓)
A weenis is not a penis nor is it the skin on your elbow\! It is a detachable part used to have fun\! the only people who really have weenises are ASHLEY ERIN AND JANIS\! Weenis can also be used as a derogaotry term for others who are un-cool.

2:DUDE YOUR A WEENIS\! 1:OUR WEENISES WILL UNITE\!

15. (weenis) (118↑, 72↓)
a robotic penis; or what a humanoid robot would be assumed to have if it had a penis.

Monroe said he would use his camel clutch technique on any robot fighter, taking care not to make contact with the weenis.

16. (Weenis) (105↑, 60↓)
Weenis is not the skin on your elbow, it's not a [penis] either. Its that moving skin when you seperate your thumb and your index finger, you see this stretchy extra skin between your fingers, that extra skin is your [weenis]. Scientists couldn't come up with a name for it, so they called it the [weenis]. Tihs is the true meaning for [weenis]. Its in health books.

Ow\! you cut my [weenis], I can't move my thumb anymore\!\!\!

Author: Dominizzle Fo' Shizzle http://weenis.urbanup.com/1590043
17. (weenis) (100↑, 55↓)
THE BAND: sings remixes of adle vice and original compositions; some of which include: "Dinner is on the table" a Southern anthem, "[Penis] here, [Penis] there": one woman's opinioin of the roll of men's [reproductive] organs in society, "Down with Bush" the honest song about the defective Republican party, and others . . . check them out.

That cool band Weenis makes some chill jams\!

18. (Weenis) (101↑, 59↓)
A term off MR Show

dude show me your weenis

19. (weenis) (107↑, 67↓)
A word I made up, that I was unaware others made up too. I made it up when somebody I know said that a hot dog looked like a penis. My intention was to use the word as a joke and play a prank on both my brother and my parents by having my brother ask my parents what a weenis was because it sounds like it might be an obscene word, but it really isn't in the general dictionary.

"Hey Dad, what's a weenis?," asked my brother. "There is no such thing." Said my Dad, frustatingly. Quietly, I laughed, knowing I had once again succeeded in one of my pranks.

20. (Weenis) (101↑, 64↓)
Weenis originated with my Purple Pot Pipe. I was sitting there, stoned out of my mind, and I started saying, "I don't know what that has to do with education, but in my house, we call it a Wenis," for some strange reason. Well the next day I got the said pipe and I decided that since it was purple I would call it "Purple Wenis." But then people kept calling me gay so I changed the spelling so that it would not resemble the other word. But also Weenis is It. It is everythign and nothing at the same time. This originated with my cousin saying "In my house we call it an...IT\!" And so Weenis, you see, is just a small part of It. It encompasses all. Weenis is technically nothing and everything under the tyrannical rule of the Todd (a.k.a hITler.)

"Dude, where did Purple Weenis go?" "Weenis\!\!\!"

Author: Owner of the only Purple Weenis http://weenis.urbanup.com/629416
21. (weenis) (102↑, 65↓)
a typo my friend made when trying to spell the word 'penis'

i'm going t kick you in the weenis

22. (weenis) (106↑, 70↓)
Used as another word for the big toe

oh man, I just stubbed my weenis

23. (weenis) (78↑, 57↓)
A very small penis. A wee penis.

Damn that's a little weenis\!

24. (weenis) (5↑, 1↓)
combo between wee (like very tiny) & penis. A large clitoris. Or a man that's a real dick, but short.

"OMG\! Thats such a cute weenis." "I almost thought you had a penis, but it was just your weenis. That doesn't make me gay right?" "Dude\! get your short little weenis ass off me. With your little weenis\!. You fucking weenis\!"

25. (Weenis) (0↑, 4↓)
A word referring to small penis.

Ping Xoa: OOH LUKE WAH BUDAH GIMEE(unzips his pants) Girl1: WOW would you take a look at the weenis\! Girl2: I can't\! Girl3: Can someone pass me a magnifying glass\! Ping Xoa: AAYYYYAAAA Fuck my life

Author: Tony-Speaks-The-Truth http://weenis.urbanup.com/5064654
26. (weenis) (0↑, 5↓)
The combination of "penis" and "weiner" used to describe a penis. NOT to be confused with the word's unfortunate actual definition which is no longer used, that happens to mean a hangy bit of skin between two bones.

Girl in porn: "Let me suck on your big fat peenie weenis...\!"

Author: Big Black Boo http://weenis.urbanup.com/5716465
27. (weenis) (39↑, 46↓)
Its when your playing tennis but WE are the ones playing tennis.

Lets go play a game of weenis

28. (weenis) (30↑, 38↓)
Bladder - organ that contains pee

Excuse me, but I have to go empty my weenis. I have a weenis infection.

29. (weenis) (23↑, 38↓)
means the same thing as "wankis" "dumbass" or "jankus". it's an endearing (Spell?) name to call a friend that does what he's told.

"hey weenis\! get me a beer\!" "shut-up weenis" "where was weenis today, he's usually got nothing better to do than hang out with us ass holes." etc....etc..etc...

Author: alpha male with tits http://weenis.urbanup.com/364763
30. (weenis) (23↑, 38↓)
question form

Weenis... what is that?

31. (weenis) (34↑, 50↓)
One who obsesses over someone or something.

Man that dude is a serious videogame weenis.

32. (weenis) (26↑, 43↓)
a long, stringy penis.

I snuck up behind her and sprayed her with my weenis.

Author: mike "McShed" gould http://weenis.urbanup.com/255689
33. (Weenis) (26↑, 44↓)
A noun, a word to use when in a verbal fight. It means a weiner/penis.

"go suck a weenis" "your a weenis"

Author: Inventor of the word Weenis http://weenis.urbanup.com/1681442
34. (Weenis) (25↑, 44↓)
A little boy thats not afraid of climbing trees because he has a "weenis"

I'm not a scaredy cat cuz i got a weenis

35. (weenis) (24↑, 46↓)
combination of the words penis and weiner.

shut the fack up and suck my weenis ho.

36. (Weenis) (21↑, 45↓)
exclamitory; when you are excited\!

we won we won WEENIS\! pronounced WEE-NEZ

37. (Weenis) (25↑, 50↓)
(N): The slang term for a ver small penis. (Roots from: Wee and Penis)

I dumped my [boyfriend] because he had a weenis

38. (weenis) (25↑, 50↓)
a person who is obsessed with someone or something.

Nick Hiene is a serious video game weenis.

39. (weenis) (31↑, 59↓)
A weenis is a term used to to describe a person whose personality is similar to that of a penis. Common traits of a weenis include nasal voice, interest in dorky phenomena, social awkwardness, and low levels of confidence.

Ryan Accetta always talks about how we should be 'drinking beer' in order to sound cool, but he's a huge dork who never actually drinks and has a dumb girlfriend. What a weenis\!

40. (Weenis) (15↑, 49↓)
The Weenis is a small appendage located in the underside of the wrist near the bundle of veins that leads to the palm of the hand. The Weenis is an appendage of the body that is unique. It can only be located through intense study or through the knowledge of a [Weenis scholar] or master. The Weenis appears once the palm of the hand is facing the sky, the wrist is bent downward, and the heel of the wrist is prodded in such a manner as to provoke the Weenis to pertrude.

Sean was taking a peek at his Weenis during his history class when the girl to his left dared him to lick it. Which he did with a passion.

41. (weenis) (41↑, 84↓)
The coolest word, meaning more than one thing, you can use and not get in trouble\!

Kiss my weenis\! Weenis job\! My weenis is very hard\! Now it is soft\!

42. (Weenis) (13↑, 65↓)
A limp dong resting on a girls face or cheek. [deenis], [deen], [dunkis], [spoinkis], [queenis], [deenie]

"Check out that weenis, its totally at rest on that broad's cheek\!" "Oh lemmie rest my ween here on your cheek woman\!"

43. (weenis) (14↑, 68↓)
the quintessential andy

Andy\! He's a big Weenis

44. (weenis) (6↑, 70↓)
the white forskin (turtle neck) on your penis.

hold on let me unzip

45. (weenis) (21↑, 88↓)
Weenis = Small peener.

He has a weenis.

46. (weenis) (5↑, 73↓)
When a guys ' junk ' is smaller than average.

girl 1: So how was your hookup with Jon last night? girl 2: It didn't happen. He dropped his pants and I couldn't stop laughing. Dude's got a Weenis.

47. (weenis) (12↑, 83↓)
well, i gather that this means different things in other countries, but here in New Zealand, a weenis is the ladys equivilant of a penis.

my weenis is excited\!

48. (Weenis) (1↑, 296↓)
The skin on the tip of your elbow

Person: Ouch\! I hit my weenis on the counter\!

49. (weenis) (153↑, 466↓)
Extra skin on the elbow even skinny people have.

my buddy and i are thinking of getting our weenises pierced.

50. (weenis) (58↑, 371↓)
Despite popular belief there is one TRUE meaning to Weenis. I will submit a short segment from an essay I wrote on the matter. "Weenis is a word commonly confused for a child’s synonym for a body part that their parents don’t want them to talk about. This is due to grammatical similarity in weenis and the word their parents fear. However, despite what your instincts may tell you the weenis is, it is actually another important part of your body. If you’ve ever looked at that scrunched-up, loose piece of skin hanging from your elbow, pinched it and felt nothing, or ever just banged it on something and incorrectly said, “OW\! I cut my elbow\!” I have some important news for you. This useless piece of flesh hanging from your appendage is nothing other than a weenis."

My weenis needs lotion rubbed on it

Author: John - Gordon http://weenis.urbanup.com/1524479
51. (weenis) (191↑, 506↓)
Your weenis is the jiggly bit of extra skin on a bent elbow. Go ahead and pinch it\! Eveyone has it, even chicks\!

Walk up to complete strangers in public and say, "Excuse me gentlemen, but can I touch your weenis, please?" Then get then to stand like they are being frisked, with a puzzled look on their faces, to the amusement of your friends. Beware of asking Old Balls guys, as the weenis tends to sag in old age.

52. (Weenis) (419↑, 734↓)
The excess skin on your elbo

You have a big weenis

53. (weenis) (53↑, 380↓)
ITS THE SKIN ON YOUR ELBOW, NOT A PENIS\!

I like to like my weenis\!

54. (weenis) (5↑, 333↓)
The loose skin on one's elbow. For some reason the weenis doesn't feel any pain.

Rodge: Hey Barry, can I squeeze your weenis? Barry: Uhh, get the fuck away from me. Rodge: Dude, stop being a fag its so much fun.

55. (weenis) (48↑, 379↓)
The weenis a peice of skin on the elbow

if weenis pulled too hard it might leave a mark and that wouldnt be good. Weenis is a word that no body can freak out on you because they say it is grose and that you shouldnt use that kind of laugnuage. So go ahead say weenis as much as you wont (weenis, weenis, weenis)

56. (Weenis) (0↑, 336↓)
n.The skin on your elbow.

Dude you just cut open your [weenis].

57. (weenis) (16↑, 352↓)
Is the foreskin of you elbow. AKA your Rumpleforeskin.AKA your relbow.

Hey lady, Have you ever had your weenis licked by a fat guy in an overcoat?

Author: The Weenis Commander http://weenis.urbanup.com/2222850
58. (Weenis) (147↑, 483↓)
The skin located on your elbows.

Hey your weenis is looking a little dry there. You should get some lotion for that

Author: Tahsiyn Robinson http://weenis.urbanup.com/1945713
59. (weenis) (260↑, 596↓)
The tough skin enclosing your elbow.

"Will you masticate my weenis?" "You left your weenis at my house last night...you might want to come pick it up..." "You just touched my weenis, what are you thinking you sick perv."

60. (weenis) (479↑, 815↓)
no, it's not weenie/penis, it's weenis. your elbow\!

don't touch my weenis. it's physically impossible to lick your weenis, unless your a freak. your funny bone is by your weenis.

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Last updated: 2012.03.01

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